The Purity Test For Republicans

1. Do ‘terrists’ hate our freedoms? (T/F)


2. Is waterboarding really torture or just an enhanced, bathing technique? (torture/bathing)

3. Would we still have freedom without Dick Cheney?” (Y/N)

4. The Bill Of Rights are actually a Bill of Suggestions? (T/F)

5. Is it true that inside every little third world brown person is an American yearning to be free? (T/F)

6. Explain the difference between evil Keynesian fiscal stimulus and enlightened supply-side economic stimulus.

7. Should refusal to say the pledge be grounds for caning in public schools?

8. Was John McCain a great fighter pilot (5 crashes aside)?

9. If the USA was in a full scale nuclear war with the rest of the world, who would win?

10. What can we make illegal so as to justify incarcerating the other 80% of black males in America?

11. How many times should one invoke “Reagan” during a political speech?

12. On a scale of 1-10, how nutty is that Ronpaul guy?

13. Which of the Bill of Rights would you suspend in order to protect us from the underpants/firecracker bomber?

14. Can you recite the words to Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American”?